McDonalds' Dollar Menu turned out to be a little more expensive than we thought...

By Carl Jr. Last Sunday evening we were on our way home from church and we were all hungry so Dad had the idea to stop off at the McDonalds(conveniently located at the corner where we pass leaving church) to grab a quick bite to eat. Well it was empty which was nice so we had all agreed on the double cheeseburgers and fries from the dollar menu. We stepped up to the counter......."hello welcome to McDonalds may I take your order" sure, "we need ten double cheeseburgers and three fries for here please"..............."ten???"......."that's right".......so after we shocked all of the workers and paid we went to sit and wait for our food. It came a few minutes later like it allways does and we chowed down........Mom was the smartest and didn't eat anything but fries! Well there were seven of us and ten burgers......you do the math......a few of us got a little fuller than we had hoped that night but you just can't let that good food go to waste! Well back to the car we went, all "fat and happy". Well about midnight Dad, NellieMae, and C.J. all were throwing up all night long. We only have two bathrooms so the kitchen sink was busy too. Well it seemed like we were all dying so we went to the clinic when they opened up at eight and 'long story short' after three IV's apiece were able to go back home at five that evening. They diagnosed us with some kind of bacterial food poisoning. So that was a very eventful day.......... So next time you are hungry after church think twice about getting the double cheeseburgers from McDonalds..........!!!!!!!!!